In a previous post I blathered about defacing toonlet® graphics. That activity was for the purpose of refining the best toons into a cohesive book. The first edition (40pp) is now available for download! Here are samples. The ebook has about 60 strips. It’s a free download for the time being. If you like the book, I would appreciate it if you would blog or tweet about it with a link back to this blog post. Enjoy!
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My toonlet ebook does not claim it will give you six-pack abs, turn you into a stud muffin, make you a million dollars by selling ebooks on how to make a million dollars to chumps unlike yourself (of course), or cure your GERD. However, it might make you chuckle, which is a very positive and healthy thing. I absolutely guarantee it will not give you diabetes! If my ebook prevents you from buying ONE box of toxic sugar wieners, I will have done you a huge favor!
P.S. If the toons embedded in this blog post are difficult to read, click them, they all link back to their home at toonlet.
I laughed so hard milk sneezed out of my nose and eyes and blurred the ink on my economic stimulus check.
Aha, what a hilarious set of pictures indeed! I enjoyed it fully.
There will be a follow up if I get TANGIBLE encouragement, as in… if a few more people donate a buck. Thanks a bazillion to you two guys who paypaled me a buck the other day. Tortillas are $1.59 a package. After paypal took their cut I bought some tortillas and I still had 18 cents left over. It’s nice to be be in the money for food. Feral cat smells like skunk and tastes like rotting fish.
LOL, This is totally hilarious… I’m going to print a copy and post it in the office. hahaha…
Oh BTW, if anyone does happen to locate the direct download link in this blog post feel free to tell everybody in a comment.
Very cool I was by here not to long ago now that I know who you are on stumble stay in touch:)
Stumbled
thanks
haha, I almost fell down to my chair. you have a great stuff here. You just made my day.
Haha pretty funny stuff I must say. I don’t know how anyone would want to eat “sugar wieners” it doesn’t sound to appetizing. I also find some of these comments pretty funny to 😀 especially the one from Kirk!
-Randy
Sugar wieners are best when they are deep fried. And I just spoke to the evil CEO of sugar wieners Inc. and he assures me that sales are brisk. Kirk is a pretty funny guy. He has a whole lot of sick twisted toons of his own at http://toonlet.com/creator/k2k
funny stuff, trying to sell ebooks is rough
Haha!.. that was soo funny!.. more!!!
It would have been more funny if it weren’t so true. People are hypocrites, they won’t spare a buck after enjoying your blog, or downloading your ebook or in general, getting the fruit of your work for free.
But they have no problem in spending ten times as much on something utterly useless/completely stupid.
Go figure..
Just suggest to add on the title:
Laugh, Poop, Die and Go To HEAVEN!
Every body will enjoy it very 🙂 to read and like payment process after paying get downloaded automated.
Uh, about the go to heaven part, I can’t really guarantee that for everybody. There are some pretty serious assholes out there. But if you subscribe to the underlaying philosophy of “Laugh Poop and Die” you’ll probably conclude that the assholes are the ones who will somehow sleaze and suck their way into heaven too and the people who really deserve to go won’t even find the path because they didn’t know the right people to get a foot in the door.
hey uraz just wondering when YOU’RE going to pony up a lousy $1. Or are you just tring to be funny too? BTW, all humor has a grain of truth about it, else it wouldn’t be funny.
good stuff.. but i honestly truly couldn’t decide between the sugar weiners and the ebook… and hey, did anybody else notice a tiny smiley, smiling somewhere on this page?
I must say it is pretty funny. You’ve added really hilarious pictures. I’d like to see more…
Have a blast!
Whether your toonlet ebook give me six-packs abs or not, but I a feeling pain in my stomach by reading this funny book.
Are you sure about the abs? Because I was really looking forward to getting me a rock hard six pack. Man, I would have bought a whole heap of them in they could kick my abs into gear. Are you sure it won’t make me laugh so hard that it would give me a six pack from the isometric exercise from all the laughing?
Hey Sire, I suggest that you fork over a modest donation, download the book and find out. If it works and you send me verifiable before and after ab pictures, I’ll give you a full refund because then I can advertise that my book will give you rock hard abs.
Looks very hilarious its a new
set of enjoyment for me.
Sometimes I really need time for myself to be happy
Gotta love those toxic sugar weiners …
Lol this is hilarious! I love this style, simple pics and just funny stuff. I’d rather get more funny-content than art-content.
If you would like to see more, encouragement in the form of comments that show you actually read the post is appreciated. Buying the book is infinitely more appreciated.
Oh wow, that was a great comic. I’m still chuckling over it.
I have been thinking about creating a book with my toonlets also, what format did you use?
For Vol I I trimmed the transparent area off the hi res renderings of the toons. I used open office writer to create the book and embedded each toon separately and then saved it as a PDF. It was a little awkward — OO writer doesn’t give you the control you really need, on my next go I’ll coalesce the actual graphics that I want on a page. Plus the PDF it generates is not as small as it could be. I’m hoping to have a friend run it through Acrobat as all the PDF shrinkers I located failed to significantly shrink it or failed altogether. I look forward to your book, DK, I love your toons.
Top cartoon!.. funny, keep up the good work
great work, your very talented
second that!.. great work, you are talented. funny too
Haaa.. so funny!!.. have you got any more!?
Haha!.. that was soo funny!.. more!!!
Dear lord this is great.
LOL!.. so funny.. thanks
thanks for this!
ha, that was funny
Sad kitten eyes will get me every time! No Tortillas for you!
That put a smile on my face. Made me laugh. Makes up for a boring week. Gonna email the link to my friends!
Lolzz….that’s quite a satire but in a healthy funny way.I think its a great way to de-stress people, we need more such blogs where people enjoy dropping by at the end of the day just to relax and smile as socialising is becoming limited to internet these days people have forgotten to laugh off their worries once for a while. Good Job!!!! 😀
These are absolutely superb. So funny, I can’t stop laughing. 🙂 🙂
Those samples are funny. I like the graphic side of this small comic book. I would say that it look pretty professional. I like comic books and not only those with superheroes fighting bad guys 😉 I love Rosinski work with Thorgal series and Le Grand pouvoir du Chninkel is one hella good job. I guess that some comic books are just way too advanced for ordinary recipient, but your job seems to keep two sides of good story together. Its not too complicated and not too easy. Hope you gonna succeed.
Thanks Vaillant. The credit for the crisp look goes to Toonlet. And being mentioned on the same page as Rosinski and Le Grand pouvoir wow real artists. I’m completely flattered.
Actually this Toonlet did give me diabetes, please send me your full name and address so that I can start legal proceedings….
…funny stuff
(p.s. I don’t really want to sue so you don’t need to send your details)
I already tooned a similar scenario my dear: see
http://toonlet.com/archive?m=s&i=30728
rolling on the floor laught of laughting 😀
Hahaha, not bad, not bad.
That was an awesome comic. I’m going to have to show it to a few friends.
Paypaling a dollar? Seriously? Almost half that dollar will go to fees, you are better off asking for an amazon gift card or something
Actually I know that. This download is actually a freeb. I’m working on a better way.