he web is my platform; I shall never lack.
She maketh me to surf abundant (though often vapid) content;
She leadeth me to streaming media; she restoreth my cache.
She guideth me in the path of abiding by the TOS for my conscience’s sake.
Yea, though I tread a fine line of legality I will fear no lawsuits for my poverty and my five wits are with me.
Thy large redundant data warehouses and distributed availability comfort me.
Thou preparest a bounty of digital goodies for me in the presence of corporate lawyers.
Thou annointest my blog with widgets; but my hard drive stayeth small.
Surely twitters and readers shall follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell with Scoble in the house of the rich bloggers forever.